Scenario:
Nightclub.
Context:
He got there early and was waiting for his friends.
She is a bored bartender that was forced to use the tiniest skirt in order to sell more beer.
Happening:
It worked.
He approached, leaning over the bar.
- "Could you get me a beer, please?"
- " Which one?"
- "Mmm. Do you have Heineken?"
- " 6 bucks."
- "6 bucks?!?"
- " Yes."
- "Are you sure? I thought it was 4 something… The last time I came in here…"
- "…Yeah, yeah, I’m including my tip."
- "What?"
- " You are giving me a tip, right?"
- "Well… S-sure."
- "You are cute."– Her eyes were overflowing with boredom.
- "Sorry…?"
- "You heard me. – She handed him an opened bottle."
He slowly took a first sip of the beer while starring at the girl.
- " So… How long have you been working here? Do you study?"
- "What are you doing?" – Her mouth twisted in contempt. He seemed surprised.
- "Mmm. You said I’m cute. What do you think I’m doing?"
- " I was just stating my opinion. I think you are cute. It doesn’t mean I’m interested on you."
- "That makes absolutely no sense."
- "Who are you to tell me I make no sense?"
- "I’m the guy that just gave you 1 dollar and 50 cents as tip."
- "That just makes you very stupid."
- "Oh, really? I would like my tip back, please." – He extended her an open hand.
- "You want your tip back? You must be out of your mind. That makes absolutely no sense." – She leaned on the bar as well, starring at him, face to face.
- "Oh, I make no sense? Who are you to tell me I make no sense?"
- "I’m the girl you just gave 1 dollar and 50 cents as tip."
- "Pretty valid argument. Very original I must say."
- "Thank you mister."
- "It was ironic."
- " I’m cool with irony."
- " I like you."
-" " I should have said the Heineken was 7 bucks then."
- " Let’s do this: I’ll buy you a drink."
- "I work in here. I can get them for free."
A second guy reaches the bar.
- "How much is the Heineken?"
- "You look kinda cute." – she smiles seductively – "It’s 7 bucks."
- "Thanks sweetheart. Keep the change."
